A Restaurant Where You're Served by Ninjas

Surely everyone I know in NY will have that typical blase attitude when they read this, "Oh, yeah, I've known about that place for years. It was popular 3 years ago, but now no one goes there." I love NY, but I really hate that culture of trendiness that pervades the people.

Ninja New York is a restaurant where the waiters are ninjas!! This is not a joke and I can't believe I've been in Spain missing it the entire time it's been open.

My question: If you don't tip your waiter, does he cut your head off? If not, then he's not a real ninja. In fact, I might go so far as to say no real ninja would ever condescend to serving other people. You serve the ninja, or else he cuts your damn head off.