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| "You Mrs. Malvert." |
Before there was the horror spoof Scary Movie and long before the self-referential and
convention-skewering Scream, there
was Student Bodies, a little known
cult favorite that should have been made on a shoestring budget by amateurs and
then wasted away in a dustbin. It would have but for a stroke of luck in the
form of a Writer’s Guild strike which meant Paramount was willing to bankroll
non-union projects. So a ridiculous satire written and directed by Mickey Rose
(a collaborator on some early Woody Allen films) with a cast of nobodies, most
of whom were making their first movie and never went on to any kind of film
career after, got a sizable budget to work with. It didn’t do very well at the
box office, but later built a small following on cable, where I used to
encounter it as a child.
