The story goes that I was three years old when I saw this film and it gave me nightmares and a general inability to go to sleep on my own. I was permitted to watch it because my sister, nine years older than me, was into horror films and my eight year old brother just didn't believe these movies. No one expected I would be so affected by it. I had no memory of it growing up and I never watched it until I decided to include it for this series.
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Terror Train is
just one in a series of late 70s and early 80s slasher films attempting to
capitalize on the popularity of the genre, especially after John Carpenter’s
great Halloween. But Terror Train, directed by Roger
Spittiswoode from an inane script by T. Y. Drake, contains none of the artistry
of Halloween and instills almost none
of the fear engendered by Michael Myers or the terror of the title. About the
only thing it shares in common with its predecessor and inspiration is Jamie Lee
Curtis as the shrieking star, a pure and virginal young woman whose chaste
behavior is ostensibly what helps her survive. Both films tally up the body
count of young people, but they are far less interesting or cinematic here.
Spittswoode is severely limited in terms of possibilities
because virtually the entire action takes place on a movie train. The killer is
hidden among the passenger, comprised of a group of pre-med undergrads celebrating
New Year’s Eve on board a part train rented for the occasion. Halloween had as its setting a suburban
American every-neighborhood infiltrated by a stalking madman. Michael Myers
could be lurking anywhere, the implication being that we are not always as safe
as we think. Where can the killer go on a train? His movement is bi-directional
and I’m not convinced that the continuity actually makes any sense.
I’m glad and yet somewhat surprise that Curtis went on to
a greater career outside of schlock horror. Her character is given nothing of
interest to do or say. Then again, neither are ay of the other actors in the
film, the most notable among them being Hart Bochner and the Oscar winner Ben
Johnson best known for his roles in John Ford westerns. What is he doing here?
His presence must have lent the film some credibility in 1980, but his talents
are largely wasted. His character, one of the train’s conductors, does little
more than comment on the action of the train itself or the presence of dead
bodies. What a wasted of a great character actor.
Overall, the level of suspense is tepid and the shocks
are minimal. We know more or less from the start who the killer is and what his
motivation is. The only remaining mystery is where he’s hiding and behind what
mask. If you can’t solve the pedestrian mystery, you probably fell asleep for a
significant part of the film, which honestly wouldn’t be all that surprising.
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