Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Movie List: Top Ten Friday the 13th Deaths

So now that I've posted reviews of all the Friday the 13th films along with lists and ratings of all the deaths in those films, I've compiled my Top Ten of all those deaths. For this list I have not considered deaths of Jason or accidental deaths or deaths at the hands of anyone else. Only those perpetrated by Mrs. Voorhees (Friday the 13th); Roy (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning); and Jason (Part II; Part III; Part IV; Part VI; Part VII; Part VIII; Jason Goes to Hell; Jason X; Freddy vs. Jason) have been considered.

In retrospect, my individual ratings were sometimes a little skewed. I have included the rating I applied when I reviewed the film, but in some cases I have chosen a "7" over and "8" because my reaction now is stronger.

Honorable mentions:
- In Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning Junior's head is chopped off while riding his motorcycle in circles whining to his mother about getting his ass kicked earlier (6).
- In Friday the 13th Part 3 Vera has a harpoon fired directly into her eye from long distance (7).
- In Friday the 13th Part 3 Andy gets cut in half as he walks on his hands (6).
- In Freddy vs. Jason Freeburg is sliced completely in half by a machete (7).

10. In Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI Sissy is pulled through an open window, her head is twisted around and removed (8).

9. In Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Paul gets harpooned in the dick and hoisted in the air (8).

8. In Friday the 13th Part 2 Mark takes a machete to the face sending him down a long flight of stairs backward in his wheelchair (9).

7. In Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI Sheriff Garris is bent in half backwards (8).

6. In Friday the 13th Part 3 Rick's head is crushed so that his eyeball flies out toward camera (6).

5. In Freddy vs. Jason Trey is stabbed many times in the back by a machete, then he's folded backward in half in bed (8).

4. In Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI Nikki's face is mashed against the bathroom wall in the RV, leaving a facial impression outside (8).

3. In Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood Judy is enclosed in her sleeping bag and smacked against a tree (8).

2. In Jason X Adrienne's face is frozen in liquid nitrogen, then it's smashed to pieces on the counter (9).

1. In Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Julius's head is punched off, sending it flying off the roof and landing in a dumpster (10).

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