Try to follow this: Patrick Dempsey plays a geeky teenager desperate to lose his virginity. Sally Kellerman is a porn star who dies and has to commit a good deed on earth to get into heaven. She decides to offer advice to Dempsey so he can score with The Love Goddess (Shannon Tweed - who else?), who is his boss's wife. This is the absurd plot summary to Meatballs III: Summer Job. Sadly, I've seen this.
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6th - The 100th United States Congress convenes with Democratic majorities in both the House and Senate. John Stennis was Senate Majority Leader while future Republican Presidential Nominee Bob Dole served as its Minority Leader. Jim Wright was Speaker of the House. Notable Freshman Senators included John McCain (R - AZ), Tom Daschle (D - SD) and Harry Reid (D - NV), all of whom had previously served in the House.
22nd - Pennsylvania Treasurer Budd Dwyer, after being convicted of bribery, fraud, conspiracy and racketeering, put a revolver in his mouth and pulled the trigger during a live TV press conference. We've seen violent gun deaths in films, some of them suicides by gun to the mouth. Nothing you've ever seen in a fiction film can compare to the horror of what it actually looks like when it happens in real life.
14th - Director of such melodramas as Imitation of Life and Written on the Wind Douglas Sirk, aged 89, in Lugano, Switzerland.